Who the heck is gorbs?

Me of course! The name comes from my old high school
nickname. Well nicknames really … some people went with Gorbachov, some
went with Gorbasniff. They were shortened to gorbs and sniff, with gorbs
ultimately proving more popular. Thank god since since sniff.net sounds so
weird (although that hasn’t stopped people from registering sniff.com
or sniff.org. But I digress from the point …
A fine name gorbs is I must say, and others must agree. For example,
someone thinks its a great name for a snack food
(now defunct I think).
Others believe it was meant to be a spectacular name for a spam filter.
As for me, I guess this definition will work just nicely.

[Tubas Rock]
[Dr Who on Simpsons]